Thursday 17 February 2011

Guest Post: Priscilla Summer aka Priscilla the Great

Priscilla, from Priscilla the Great is here to... well I'll let her explain...

Top Ten Reasons Why I Have to Marry Percy Jackson

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long but I finally read Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan. Maybe it’s because I have the movie on my Netflicks queue and if there is a movie out that was originally a book, my dad makes me read the book before I’m allowed to see it. Parents and their rules. It’s almost as bad as their No-Roasting-Your-Baby-Brothers rule even when they totally deserve it.

Anyway, I loved the book. What is more, is that I am now completely head over heels in love with Percy Jackson. He may even take the place of Ryan Reynolds. Wait, maybe I’ll just have different categories for real boys and fictional boys. Yeah, that’ll work.

So here it goes. The top ten reasons why Percy and I belong together.

1. First of all, there’s the obvious. Percy controls the water and I can shoot fire out of my fingers. He will really come in handy when I accidently set fire to the couch or something.

2. Then there’s the name thing. Percy, Prissy, Percy, Prissy. Can our names get anymore similar? Prissy Jackson just sounds right.

3. Neither one of us are the best student in school. Yeah, we could both use a little help with the book smarts. But we’re awesome at using our powers.

4. Percy is not allowed to fly because Zeus might kill him. Well, I have an invisible jet. Come take a ride with me, Percy. Zeus will never know!

5. We’re both not completely human. He’s the son of a god and a human. I inherited some genetically engineered advancements.

6. We’re both goal oriented people. He’s on a mission to find Zeus’ lightning bolt. I’m on a mission to find out where I really come from.

7. We’re both heroes! He’s like a real hero in the true mythological sense. I’m like a superhero because I kick some serious bad guy butt.

8. We’re both super creative in battle. When he uses reverse psychology or whatever to defeat Crusty (Procrustes) at the water bed place was kind of how I used a “Prissy Fit” to defeat Specimen Delta!

9. We both have awesome sidekicks that will totally get along. I can already imagine Tai trying to study Annabeth’s baseball cap and trying to recreate it.

10. We’re the same age so I won’t have the same legal issues that I might with Ryan Reynolds. Sorry, Ryan. I still love you though.

So there you have it. Ten perfectly logical reasons why I should marry Percy Jackson. Go ahead and give me a call, Percy. I’ll be waiting.

To see if you agree, read Priscilla the Great today!


Cliona said...

Haha! In fairness, they are all *pretty* good reasons! Thanks *Priscilla*!

Luisa at Chicklish said...

Aw, great post, Prissy Jackson. :)


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